Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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