i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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