More tranny stories later!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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