I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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