im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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