okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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