I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
