The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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