Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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