Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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