Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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