Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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