woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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