youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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