How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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