Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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