i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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