you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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