Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ttyl tear gas
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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