I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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