I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
is it fun? or sober?
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