Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
