Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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