and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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