LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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