Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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