You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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