Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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