i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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