Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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