I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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