We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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