There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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