How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
