your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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