He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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