There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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