I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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