If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
