its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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