that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
