Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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