Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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