STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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