i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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