Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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