i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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