im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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