he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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