the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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